another moral hangover. fuck.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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