doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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