i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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