Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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