Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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