Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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