Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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