she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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