somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
