Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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