drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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