Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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