i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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