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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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