Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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