I wannas sexs uuuuu
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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