Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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