dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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