Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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