he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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