Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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