I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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