I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The dick lei will go down in squad history
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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