I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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