at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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