Tell her she can't have a vagina
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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