best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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