i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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