I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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