Whoa Z and x make the same sound
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
you had me at cake vodka
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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