Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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