have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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