Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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