You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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