If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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