i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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