wrigley field is MILF paradise
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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