Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
