It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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