check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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