Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Shame is for Republicans.
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