It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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