The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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