I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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