I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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