i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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