We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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