your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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