so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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