Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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