We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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