I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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