it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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