@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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