Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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