am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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