drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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